Yes I am a genius, and I do not feel ashamed nor do I feel arrogant in saying that. But it should never be said that I am not a pretentious idiot who revels in glorifying bullshit. I am the first to claim that the ideas and theories that come out of my mouth are complete crap, completely unfounded in the realm of realism and a pointless waste of time that could better be spent pouring petrol into glasses to determine their attitude levels. BUT I feel that it would extremely irresponsible to presume to disregard these ramblings of mine. I do not feel that I am qualified to do so, being that I am only a medium, and anyone else that does make judgments on my writings, and passes it in a negative way, would probably be right. But the fact is, if they pass positive judgment, and the smiling powers are happening toward the most radiant direction of positive energies, then, well, what can we use to catch the delicious bass when all our fishing rods have been repossessed by the credit department?
You see, I am ahead of the pack. I have developed my bass catching skills so that I do not even need a rod. It need not even stop at bass. I feel that in the very near future, I will be able to fine-tune these abilities so I will be able to catch Plankton, Tuna, hell, one day I may even be able to catch Mackerel.
Would I have arrived at this poignant elevation from typical humanity had my idiotic ramblings not guided me to my enlightened (and perhaps, potentially dangerous) state? Whether I did or did not it is not for us to say. But what I do have to say is that whether or not we are saying that the fishing rod is a weapon. We cannot deny the fact that it certainly is a hunting tool. While it is (or was in more primitive times) essential to our survival, how can we have evolved to the state of post-primate when we still find bass delicious!?
I for one will be spreading sardines on toast with the rest of them, BUT, in doing this, are we realizing the dreams of our pre-evolutionary ancestors, or paving the way for our post-primitive successors? How can we dominate the world we live in, while quietly pulling our socks up, running away from the tide? It is comfortable to rest our fingers inside the leather gloves. But how are the leather gloves lower down on the hierarchy than us? Our sentience, our will, can alter our perceived state of consciousness, and so we make the world change around us through direct action. Though, if that was physically possible, without our conceited delusions of superior dominance, why stop there? Instant interaction is they key. If we are truly masters of our environment, then why do we fear it? All we need do is understand it, dominate it, and then, together, we can DESTROY IT!
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Wednesday, August 22, 2007
The beginning can allude us all to the process of creation itself
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